of eye candies and sabos

Wad a day of sabos. Haha. Anyway, I guess once u even haf an eye candy, u r vulnerable to sabos from all around. Somehow I guess all of us(or maybe onli a few of us) haf that innate fetish to make fun of each other about de opposite sex. It sure brightens up your otherwise boring day. =P

Actually de first sabo attack was launched last week. Well as usual I had nth betta to do thus I was walking arnd wif nat, hoping to catch a glimpse of any eye candy. We were jus about to return to the library disappointed when we walked past the softball table.

(some names haf been encrypted to protect the identities of Aloysius Ang and Zhen junjie)

Alloy: hey hey! Eh close proximity sia.. haha *twitches eyebrows*

Me: where sia cheh I nv see her lei.

Alloy: there there!!!!! your eye candy!! –flails arms fervently in a certain direction-

Me: (darn! Wad tt idiot trying to do!?) *takes a deep breathe* okie nat lets go…..nat nat nat?? wherefore art thou??

I finally mustered up enough courage to turn my head around.

Nat: eh shes dere leh! U got see? –point point point-

DARN!!

Sheesh..of all people it hadta be the two of them sabo-ing me together.

Sabo part II

I was trying to help my dear fren (u noe who) locate his eye candy.

Me: eh jj where’s your junior class?

Jj: eh wad wad? Wad u wanna find them for? Dun haf any designs on *ahem* hor u asshole!

Me: lax la. Cuz its not me! Heh heh. Eh where dey sia.

Jj: wah u r a –toot toot toot-. Lemme tell ya honestly your *ahem no2* also I noe first one k. is I gif u chance let u haf her one k?

Lemme add at tis point that my eye candy *ahem no2* was 5m away.

Me: (turn away again, lyk wad can I do?) wad sia she dere onli la!

Jj: (shocked, den smartly did some damage control) CHEH I SAY *AHEM NO2* ONLI MAH. HOW MANY *AHEM NO2* ARE DERE LA? I TALKING BOUT DE AHS ONE LA!!!

Dammit wont u guys agree that I haf pretty smart frens? So much for brightening up your day. =X

K revenge episode coming up. Hafta seek permission first. Lol.